You claim the long arm of the law is so fast
Is so strong is so right you're so wrong
The system is so flawed you keep cool
You're not mad you're so proud you're so glad
You push me to the ground and then you polish your badge
But I see in your eyes your ego is full-sized
I tell you that you're wrong then you read me my rights
You put me in your ride then you turn on the lights
If you take me to la pinta then I'm putting up a fight

I see you sneaking steady creep up on my tail
Ain't no way in hell I'll let you take me off to jail
Praying for the wind to come and sweep me like a sail
But don't no one I know has got the dough to post my bail

Cool down law dog, why you acting this way cool down law dog,
I ain't got nothing to say cool down law dog,
Why don't you just go away cool down law dog,
Just go away and come back another day
(you push it up and you push me to the ground
You push the scale of justice when you push your wait around)

So put up your dukes put them up high that is
If you are man enough to look me in the eye
Get out your billy-club because you're probably gonna need it
You'll have to beat the fool out of me
If you want to see me defeated 'cause life is tough
Enough without the shackles of hand cuffs
You claim you serve and protect but I call your bluff
So put down your gun we're having some fun
I'm gonna take your jelly doughnut and turn tail and run

I see you sneaking steady creep up on my tail
Ain't no way in hell I'll let you take me off to jail
Praying for the wind to come and sweep me like a sail
But don't no one I know has got the dough to post my bail

Cool down law dog, why you getting so mad cool down law dog,
Step out from behind your badge cool down law dog
See we're just having some fun cool down law dog,
Release your trigger and put down your gun
You have the right to remain silent,
Anything you say can and will be used against you
In the court of law you have the right to an attorney,
If you can not afford an attorney, prepare to be someone's bitch