I went to the store to get a green juice (Nah-nah-nah)
Met a pretty boy didn't mean to
He was a hella fine mega-wealthy (Woo!)
Guess that's what I get for drinking healthy

Don't want the tangerine, don't want the nectarine
A little spirulina, spinach, and some celery
I need my vitamins, cause that's my medicine
And when I squeeze him, he starts pouring out the Benjamins

I wasn't looking for the money
wasn't on my list, but now it is
Just went in for a little honey and my nutrients
But look what vegan God gave mе
I left there in his Mеrcedes
I guess this is my karma for giving up all that spray cheese

I went to the store to get a green juice (Nah-nah-nah)
Met a pretty boy didn't mean to
He was a hella fine mega-wealthy (Woo!)
Guess that's what I get for drinking healthy
Never diggin' gold from the old dudes (Nah-nah-nah)
All I had to do was shop at whole foods
Now my cart is caviar, kale, and emu (Woo!)
Cold pressing on him 'cause he got that green juice

He made his fortune young, by watering the lawn
And growing ideas in a garden up in Silicon
He's so much more than rich, he's super sensitive
He got a body and he know just what to do with it

I wasn't looking for the money
wasn't on my list, but now it is
Just went in for a little honey and my nutrients
But look what vegan God gave me
now I'm his sweet sugar baby
I guess this is my karma for cutting out all that diary

I went to the store to get a green juice (Nah-nah-nah)
Met a pretty boy didn't mean to
He was a hella fine mega-wealthy (Woo!)
Guess that's what I get for drinking healthy
Never diggin' gold from the old dudes (Nah-nah-nah)
All I had to do was shop at whole foods (Rich)
Now my cart is caviar, kale, and emu (Woo!)
Cold pressing on him 'cause he got that green juice

La-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la