Wanted some speakers, xbox, and t-shirts I've been good like every single day Looked under my tree, my box was empty Said, "I made an enemy today" (what the fuck?) Gumby and charlie, time to be naughty Think it's time we settle up the score Fill up the wishlist, let's cause some mischief Grab my keys, I'm heading out the door
I've been good for way too long Gotta get this shit that I want
Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want I was good every day but he didn't give a fuck This year, put the top on the back of the truck See us banging on the back of the truck Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want I was good every day but he didn't give a fuck This year, put the top on the back of the truck See us banging on the back of the truck
He's watching tv, he doesn't see me Go and get the bag out of his sleigh Elves in the kitchen heard the ignition Think it's time we make our getaway Chains on the tires, he's right behind us Screaming 'cause we stole his magic bag (get back here) Boots full of levee, gas in the chevy Hundred-fifty miles on the dash
I've been good for way too long Gotta get this shit that I want
Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want I was good every day but he didn't give a fuck This year, put the top on the back of the truck See us banging on the back of the truck Never gave me a goddamn thing that I want I was good every day but he didn't give a fuck This year, put the top on the back of the truck See us banging on the back of the truck