Intro: jay-ski and a.b.
95 south and them boyz 69,
Prepare for the stabbin' 'cause it's ding-a-ling time!
It ain't no interruption, so please unplug the phone
And get ready for the stabbin' from the ding-a-ling song!
[ding-ding-dong-a-ding-ding-da-dong-dong, hooh, da-dat, da-dat, da-dat]

Jay-ski:
Yeah, 69 boyz in the house, b'lieve dat!
Backed up by the 95 south, and it goes like this, c'mon!

Chorus(4x):
Ding ding dong a-ding ding da-dong dong, huh, true dat! true dat! true
Dat!

Verse 1: the rotweiller and thrill da playa
[rw] yo, don't try to fake the funk on
Go on, give you ya milk-bone; the ding-dong
So mangy kitty-cat, get back, get back, get back, get back, uhh
'cause i'm servin' well-done ground beef
Backed up by a glass of sweet t
And you know my theme song, uhh, that ding-a-long
So just call me "ball park" 'cause i pump when you click your jaw
And girl, i'm surprised you took it all
'cause i run you like a track meet
I can't wait, so jump in the back seat
In y' caddy, or bikini,
So get ready, for the (?)
And you know the words, so sing along
And prepare for the ding-ding-ding-along
[th] girl, you know you's a winner!
Tell me what you want for dinner!
How 'bout a six-pack of that
Ding-ding-dong, da-dat, da-dat
Help us, help us, 68!
Who do you appreciate?
The one that's singin' you a sweet song,
Or the one that's feedin' you ding-dong?
'cause i can't sing too well,
But i can make that kitty-cat swell
So before i push up,
Hold your breath and wish yourself good luck!
This ain't "i dream of jeannie"
And i ain't got no teeny weenie