And your idea that you're a machine

So if you're a smart kid, you commit suicide

Camus said there is only one serious

philosophical question

which is whether or not to commit suicide

I think there are four or five

serious philosophical questions

The first one is 'Who started it? '

The second is 'Are we going to make it? '

The third is 'Where are we going to put it? '

The fourth is 'Who's going to clean up? '

And the fifth, 'Is it serious? '

But still, should you or not commit suicide?

This is a good question. Why go on?

And you only go on if the game is worth the gamble

Now the universe has been going on

for an incredibly long time

And so really, a satisfactory theory of the universe

why bother?

Just commit suicide

But if you want to go on playing the game

you've got to have an optimal theory

for playing the game

Otherwise there's no point in it

But the people who coined

the fully automatic theory of the universe

were playing a very funny game

for what they wanted to say was this

all you people who believe in religion

old ladies and wishful thinkers

you've got a big daddy up there

and you want comfort, but life is rough

Life is tough, as success goes

to the most hard headed people... (fades away)

So if you think that that's the way things are

you might as well commit suicide right now. (X18)

"Don't do it! "

"sorry bro. "

Ah, wasn't that relaxing darling?