GIRL #5: Hey, honey. SEAN: S'up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket? GIRL #5: I'm just doing my thing. SEAN: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at. GIRL #5: Well, how much you got, big man? SEAN: Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on. GIRL #5: What's that? SEAN: You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub. GIRL #5: Ooh, I can do that. SEAN: You can? GIRL #5: Mm-hmm. SEAN: You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"? GIRL #5: Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.
SEAN: oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars, -{unzips pants}- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up. GIRL #5: -{Opens his door}- Sir, you are under arrest. -{police car pulls up}- SEAN: You got to be fucking with mind here. GIRL #5: No, I'm not. COP: Good job denise. we'll take him from here. -{Cop hand cuffs Sean}- SEAN: WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? Fuck that shit. GIRL #5: Hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself. SEAN: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?! -{cop throws sean in back of police car}- COP: Just get in the back, asshole. GIRL #5: -{from outside}- You sick fuck. SEAN: Damn!! -{crying}- This is a bunch of bullshit!!! PEEPER: Piss on me. -{also in the back of the police car}- SEAN: WHAT?! PEEPER: Please, piss me. SEAN: NO!!! PEEPER: Just a tinkle. SEAN: Fuck that, keep him away from me. PEEPER: Urine. SEAN: Keep this man away from me.