(Tyler, Perry, Desmond Child) A Hot wax drippin' Honey what do you say I got a brand new record That I gotta play She said not now boy But I did anyway D G And I'm ready, so ready A Lip smackin' paddy wackin' Walkin' the street I got a rag top chevy Now I'm back on my feet I get an EMHO woody When I sit in the seat D G Cause I'm ready, so ready A I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes Ebdim7 'Cause in the pink she looks so fine Dm7 She got the cracker jack now all I want's the prize A(Figure 1) YEAH A I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but Ebdim7 I'll-gotten booty's not my style Dm7 I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet A(Figure 1) YEAH 'Cause I'm E A Alright Your momma says I'm D G Alright Your daddy says I'm E A Alright And my old lady says I'm D G Alright Whip crackin' floozy Way outta control She got a new kinda jelly In her jelly roll I got the right key baby But the wrong keyhole And I'm ready, so ready I'm a red hot pistol And I'm ready to fight I'm a 38 special On a Saturday night I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey Make it alright 'Cause I'm ready, so ready I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash It kinda keeps my ass in line One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash HONEY My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e FINE The sun is shinin' every day Ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin' all the time HONEY But I'm Alright My little sister says I'm Alright Ohh my brother thinks I'm Alright And my old lady knows I'm Alright E B F# I feel like I'm hung up on the line C# G# I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime B F# C# Everything about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE G# Let's put our clothes back on A And by the way girl B A What's your name again? But I'm Alright You're daddy says I'm Alright And Tipper thinks I'm Alright And Joe Perry says I'm Alright Pitched my tent In the pouring rain I got a back seat lover That's callin' my name She gonna blow my cover She's hot as a flame But I'm ready, so ready I shove my tongue Right between your cheeks I haven't made love now For twenty-five weeks I hear that your so tight Your lovin' squeaks And I'm ready, so ready YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH Figure 1: E|-------------------- B|-------------------- G|-------------------- D|--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2-- repeat it A|--3-0-0--3-0-0-0-0-- E|-------------------- Chords: C# 446664 D 000232 Dm7 xx0211 Ebdim7 xx1212 E 022100 F# 244322 G 320033 G# 466544 A 002220 or 577655 B 224442 or 799877