Who's gonna love you when you're old and fat and ugly
And everything about you's turning grey
Who's gonna love you when the jokes no longer funny
Who's gonna give you your own way
And who's gonna love you when they've seen you in the morning
With all your hair down in your eyes
Who's gonna smile when all you do is sit there yawning
And everyone can see through your disguise

You better think about your running round or you could finish up so lonely
You could be the one who's missing out some day

Who's gonna love you when they've seen your nasty habits
And heard about the things you've done
Who's gonna love you when you go through your theatrics
When you don't get what you want
Who's gonna love you when you get too old to boogie
And you're too tired to hit the town
Who's gonna love you when you get all mean and moody
Who's gonna want you hanging round

You better think about your running round or you could finish up so lonely
You could be the one who's missing out some day

Who's gonna love you when you're old and fat and ugly
And everything about you's turning grey
Who's gonna love you when the jokes no longer funny
Who's gonna love you anyway