I cried at a birthday card
Yesterday cause someone wrote their r's like you
Can't park next to yellows cars

Cause of that Volkswagen your dad let you use

And I can't walk past that old streetlight in Camden
Without thinking about what happened
Oh, what happened?

Cause I used to know your secrets
We hid them on rocky beaches
That's why its hurts youre leaving
All that's left are side effects

Of spending our nights together
Hiding from British weather
You used to give me sweaters
All that's left are side effects of you

You ruined every pub quiz, Sunday lunches
Everytime I think that I'm falling in love
And I bet
You know how inconvenient this is for me
Cause all I watch are movies I'm an optimist
So sue me

Now I can't walk past your favourite pub in clapham
Without thinking about what happened
Oh, what happened?

Cause I used to know your secrets
We hid them on rocky beaches
That's why it hurts you're leaving
All that's left are side effects

Of spending our nights together
Hiding from British weather
You used to give me sweaters
Now all that's left are side effects

Now all I see are your effects of

Blonde hair so I changed mine
New sheets so I don't lie
Left you by the seaside

I used to scream your name at midnight
Liv always said you're a bad guy
A villain after some red wine

Blonde hair so I changed mine
New sheets so I don't lie
Left you by the seaside

6 months I was doe eyed
Woke up to a landslide
Woke up and you weren't mine

So now you don't know my secrets
You take her to all our beaches
God, it hurts to see what I'm seeing
All that's left are side effects

Of spending our nights together
Hiding from British weather
You used to give me sweaters
All that's left are side effects of you