Intro - (A F) x2 A F How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment A F How to defer to men in solvable predicaments A F How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you A F How to have that not work and have them run away from you A F How to keep people at arms length and never get too close A F How to mistrust the ones who supposedly you love the most A F How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone A F How to feel worthless so fast you're helping A G I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps D F In the course of a lifetime, I've never forgot A G I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps D F I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best A F How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist A F How to play all highest when you're really a hypocrite A F How to hate god when you're a prayer and a spiritualist A F How to sabotage when you're in tough seas A G I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps D F In the course of a lifetime, I've never forgot A G I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps D F A I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best A G F I've been doing research for years A G F I've been practicing my ass off A G F I've been waiting my whole life for this moment, I swear to you A G F Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you A G I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps D F In the course of a lifetime, you've never forgot A G I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps D F I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best A F How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else A F How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself A F How to know all of all too well by going with them A F How to stay stuck in your life hating them A G I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps D F In the course of a lifetime, you've never forgot A G I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps D F I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best A G .... 8 easy steps D F In the course of a lifetime, I've never forgot A G I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps D F A I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best F A F A G D F A