when i got to the party they gave me a forty and i must have been thirsty 'cause i drank it so quickly
when i got to the bedroom there was somebody waiting and it isnt my fault that the barbarian raped me
when i went to get tested i brought along my best friend melissa mahoney who had once been molested
and she knew how to get there she knew all the nurses they were all really friendly but the test came back positive
oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care oh i just sent a letter in the mail
when i got my abortion i brought along my boyfriend we got there an hour before the appointment
and outside the building there were all these annoying fundamentalist christians we tried to ignore them
oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care oasis got my letter in the mail
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
when vacation was over the word was all over that i was a crackwhore melissa had told them
and so now were not talking except we have tickets to see blur in october and i think were still going
oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care oh i just got a letter in the mail oasis sent a photograph its autographed and everything melissa's gonna wet herself, i swear