You men who long for love

You mustn't all despair

There's a secret you should know

To capture the harts of the fair

You may not have the looks

You may not have the dash

But you'll win yourself a girl

If you've only got a moustache

A moustache

A moustache

If you've only got a moustache

You may be common folk

Without a hint of pride

But you needn't be a king

To make any maiden a bride

You may not have the name

You may not have the cash

But you'll make that girl tour own

If you've only got a moustache

A moustache

A moustache

If you've only got a moustache

You may be big and fat

Or uglier than sin

All the ladies shut you out

You're wondering how to get'in

Well, here is my advice

For how to make a splash

You can have your pick of gals

If you've only got a moustache

A moustache

A moustache

If you've only got a moustache

A moustache

A moustache

A moustache

Big moustache, thick moustache

My moustache, your moustache

Say the word, the word moustache

A moustache

A moustache

Now we both have said moustache

A moustache

A moustache

If you've only got a moustache