They've got sex toys for sale in the toilets
Oh! Tell me what the devil they're trying to encourage!
A vast array of spirits for just a quid
About the same price as a soul
Oh! Tell me what they want to encourage!

Less decisive power than Deborah Woodruff
But at least she had some grace!
There's not a single birth control device
In this god forsaken place!

Take her to the glitterball tonight
She'll suck your dick for a Marlboro Light
Don't stop her getting in fights
'Cos that's just the way she moves, alright?

Dressed to kill in threads that barely conceal them
Tell me what the devil they're trying to encourage!
Armed with glitter bombs disguised as drinks
Because they won't let you in with a knife
What the fuck are they trying to encourage?!

She's looking for a fight with anyone
Who wants to look at her the way
That people do in disgust
At how she puts it on a plate

Take her to the glitterball tonight
She'll suck your dick for a Marlboro Light
Don't stop her getting in fights
'Cos that's just the way she moves, alright?

There's no harm being promiscuous
Just keep it inconspicuous like the rest
The rest of the girls who swapped their dreams for dirt

She's off her face on Tanqueray
I wonder what her dad would say
About her drinking underage
And getting in a state

She ain't no Margaux Hemingway
But she'll whop her tits out anyway
They're merely a distraction
From the vomit on her face

Take her to the glitterball tonight
She'll suck your dick for a Marlboro Light
Don't stop her getting in fights
'Cos that's just the way she moves, alright?

Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on the streets
Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on your cheek
Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on the streets
Glitter on the dirty pavement...
Glitterball same time, same place next week!