KATEKATE

Why can't people get along and love each other Christmas Eve?

CHRISTMAS

Ha! You tink gedding arong same as ruvving?

Sometimes ruv - right where you hating most Kate Monster

KATE

Huh?

CHRISTMAS

The more you ruv someone

The more you want to kir dem

The more you ruv someone

The more he make you cly

Though you at cly for making peace wid dem and ruvving

That's why you ruv so strong you rite to make him die

The more you ruv someone

The more he make you cwazy

The more you ruv someone

The more you wishing him dead

Sometime you rook at him

And only see fat and razy

And wanting baseball bat for hitting him on his head

Love

KATE

Love

CHRISTMAS

And hate

KATE

And hate

CHRISTMAS

Dey like two brudders

KATE

Brothers

CHRISTMAS

Who go on a date

KATE

Who ... what?

CHRISTMAS

Where one of dem goes odder one foddows

You inviting them

He also bringing sorrow

KATE

Ah, yes

CHRISTMAS

The more you ruv someone

The more you want to kir dem

KATE

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

CHRISTMAS

Ruvving and kiring fit like hand in glove

KATE

Hand in gloves

CHRISTMAS

So, if a someone you are wanting so to kir dem

You go and find him

And you get him

And you no kir dem

Cos chances go ...

{together}

CHRISTMAS

He is your ruv

KATE

He is my love