My vag like a operatic ballad
Yo vag like Grandpa's cabbage
And my vag effortless
Yo vag post ads on Craig's List
My vag squirt aloe vera
Yo vag look like Tony Danza
My vag like tasting heaven
Yo vag manages a 7-Eleven
Yo my vag make ya girl panties creme
Yo vag spreads hepatitis C
And my vag a chrome Range Rover
Yo vag hatchback, '81 Toyota
Yo my vag Harvard Law School
Yo vag Apex Technical
My vag speak five different languages
And told yo vag bitch make me a sandwich
Yo my vag feel like winning the lottery
Yo shit got turned down from eHarmony
My vag won best vag
Yo vag won best supporting vag

It's time that we let the world know
Bitch ya vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis
It's time that we let the world know
Bitch ya vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

Yo my vag got built-in utilities
Yo fat ass is on disability
My vag a Beyonce weave
Yo vag a polyester K Mart hairpiece
My vag bounce like J-Lo's booty
Yo vag like James Lipton's booty
And my vag it's ornamental
Ya vag is a 5 hour PBS special
Yo my vag feed the homeless
Yo vag date the homeless
My vag made the Dean's List
Yo vag couldn't pass a HIV test

It's time that we let the world know
Bitch ya vag is only so so
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis
It's time that we let the world know
Bitch ya vag is only so so
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

Yo my vag is Godfather 1
And yo vag is Godfather 3
And my vag got a big ass gun
Ya vag is like pineapple cottage cheese
Yo my vag got 12 inch gold wheels
And yo vag got bird poop on the windshield
My vag beats yo vag by a million
Yo vag is frightening like Serena Williams

It's time that we let the world know
Bitch ya vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis
It's time that we let the world know
Bitch ya vag look like Janet Reno
Awkwafina's a genius
And her vagina is 50 times better than a penis

Better than a penis
That's what I said though
Better than a penis
Better than a penis
Better than a penis
Better than a penis
Ok I'm done