Scene One
We see a man in his forties
He's sat at the kitchen table
Dressed in a Kermit the Frog onesie
He's staring into a photograph
In which he, and she, laugh
In front of a Portuguese sunset
Action

I recall what's happening here
You saw a lifeguard on the pier
You said, 'hey, look it's Louis Theroux'
I said it's pronounced 'Tha-roo'
Xs are tricky and he's got better things to do
Than saving me and you
Saving me and you


This is the?
Into the strangeness
This is the land going out of my mind
Again I'm stranded
But it feels just like a movie

Scene Two
A closeup of the bathroom mirror
shows a reflection of the man
He is repeatedly singing himself
the last line of 'Happy birthday'
Until he stops
Action
Where's my fucking cake?
I'll share a piece with my big mistake
Tell the town I'm cooking again
You can find me at Albert Square
Talking to God, but no one's there
Help me, brother
I'm back where it's chasing
I'm back where it's chasing now


This is the?
And into the strangeness
This is the land going out of my mind
Again I'm stranded
But it feels just like a movie


I'm sorry you're hurt
And that I'm the one who hurt you
Couldn't have done this three weeks ago?
Before I spent a million pounds on your air fryer?
I was trying to stay
You were planning to leave
Planning to leave
I didn't plan anything
I tried so hard
It's not the same
Some of us stay the same
Exactly, that's the problem
Well I didn't like me
Now when I look at you I can't say it and mean it
Say what?
I love you

This is the?
Into the strangeness
This is the?
Can't understand