I'm an ugly man
Face and teeth and hair
I'm a little monster, don't be scared
By the sins of our fathers
And their fathers before
The night is young, let's sin some more

All men are monsters and they do just what they please
They like to have you there for their monstrocities

They're all little monsters, creatures of the night
Little monsters, don't know wrong from right
Little Monsters, don't know who is who
Little monsters in your beds with you.

I'm Quasimodo
I've got a hunch,
Meet me in my belltower, we'll do lunch.
With Bela Lugosi and Lon Cheney two,
Full moon, hot night, cold blood and you.

All men are cavemen and they do just what they please
hit woman on the head, drag home by hair for tea

We're all little monsters, creatures of the night
Little monsters, don't know wrong from right
Little Monsters, don't know who is who
Little monsters in your beds with you.

I'm Elvis Presley
Long live the king
I'm Jesus Christ
Same thing
As long as there's power
As long as there's wealth
Some man will grab it for himself

Cause all men are babies and they never act their age
All men are actors, girl, and all the world's a stage to play

Little monsters, creatures of the night
Little monsters, don't know wrong from right
Little Monsters, don't know who is who
Little monsters in your beds with you.