Sittin' on the sofa just watchin' TV
Flippin' through the channels and what do I see
A swimsuit model on the Cozumel sand
And some lucky guy with a towel in his hand
Holdin' it up as she changes her suit
Gettin' all the best shots at the photo shoot

How do you get that job, that's what I want to know
Wherever he went to school, that's where I want to go
Holdin' up that towel, he's got it all figured out
Yessireebob
How hard could it be, that's the life for me
How do you get that job?

Well, there's doctors and lawyers with Ph.D.s
Who spend half their lives to get their degrees
There's Pro-Ball players that we can all name
Who spend every wakin' hour tryin' to master their game
Then there's the guy with no talent, by the girl with no clothes
On the beach, by the ocean in Mexico

How do you get that job, that's what I want to know
Wherever he went to school, that's where I want to go
Holdin' up that towel, he's got it all figured out
Yessireebob
How hard could it be, that's the life for me
How do you get that job?

(SOLO)

How do you get that job, that's what I want to know
Wherever he went to school, that's where I want to go
Holdin' up that towel, he's got it all figured out
Yessireebob
How hard could it be, that's the life for me
How do you get that job?

Hey, that's the life for me
Yessireebob
How do you get that job?