Ladies and Gentlemen
Whores and Sluts
Step right up, behind this curtain
Is where all your fantasies come to life
This is a place where you can escape
Welcome to CANDYLAND!


[Verse 1]
Let me show you my game (Watch!)
I put those shoes to shame (Ooh!)
These rhymes that I write
Make you wanna fuck all night
When we take off our clothes (ahh..)
She sucks me till is snows
I'll fuck her face so hard
She is my wild card
My sticky lollipop
Inside this sweet gumdrop
I'm bout' to explode
It feels to good to stop
Just taste my tootsie roll
You rub my icicle
I gotta get my fix
Please lick my pixie stick

[Chrous]

Welcome to candyland
Ill split your ass in two
So take me by my head
Lick it up, Slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty
Second time nice

[Verse 2]

Candyland, candyland


Just close your eyes and dream
a fantasy so obscene
I'll take you by the hand
This is my candyland
You are my sweet playground
Swallow my love till' you drown
I'll be your backdoor man
Welcome to my candyland

[Chorus]

Welcome to candyland
Ill split your ass in two
So take me by my head
Lick it up, Slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty
Second time nice

[Bridge]

You want my cock (Mine!)
But it's mine
So take a number, and get in line (What?!)
Whip cream, and astroglide
Take off my wrapper, an' slip and slide
Sticky like a lolli
Blow me till' i pop
You can sample all my flavors, at my candyshop
Cum shoots, gum droops
Double fists, and blow pops
Trick or treat, squeeze my meat
Gimme something sweet to eat
Slip and slide on my face
You got that flavor I wanna taste
Lick it red hot
Like your candycane
You'd think I was a zombie
By the way I give you brain

[Chorus]

Welcome to candyland
Ill split your ass in two
So take me by my head
Lick it up, Slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty
Second time nice