It doesn't seem so long ago when papa had his medicine show All the family had a part, I still know them all by heart Everywhere we traveled we sang that little song Just sold enough linament to barely get along
One bottle, two bottle, three bottle, four Mama looks twenty but she's really eighty four Look at poppa fiddle, just listen to him play Had a touch of rhuematism just the other day Then he threw away his water bottle, threw away his pills Aunt Perdy's linament cured all his ills
One year in Oklahoma pop was gettin' old There wasn't much demand for medicine shows I still can hear us singing to a dwindiling crowd that spring We didn't know that it would be the last time we would sing
One bottle, two bottle, buy it by the quart Uncle John used it on his foot and cured a wart All you people sitting here in the front row Don't you want to try it it'll cure a sore toe If you throw away your water bottle, throw away your pills Aunt Perdy's linament'll cure all your ills
Papa started ailing and passed away that fall We all had to pick cotton to pay the funeral hall I never got much schoolin', but I learned one thing for sure There are things in this old life Aunt Perdy's couldn't cure.
One bottle, two bottle, three bottle, four Mama looks twenty but she's really eighty four Look at poppa fiddle, just listen to him play Had a touch of rhuematism just the other day But he threw away his watter bottle, threw away his pills Aunt Perdy's linament cured all his ills
One bottle, two bottle, buy it by the quart Uncle John used it on his foot and cured a wart All you people sitting here in the front row Don't you want to try it it'll cure a sore toe If you throw away your water bottle, throw away your pills Aunt Perdy's linament'll cure all your ills
One bottle, two bottle, three bottle, four Mama looks twenty but she's really eighty four Look at poppa fiddle, just listen to him play Had a touch of rhuematism just the other day But he threw away his watter bottle, threw away his pills Aunt Perdy's linament cured all his ills