How did roaches get started Started by dirty people and They was nasty, sleazy, sloppy They house they never clean it
Roaches have big families Your house they think they own I tried to kill one on the couch Using my telephone
Roaches think they cute Girl i'm not impressed It ticks me off when I find 'em Wearin' my momma's dress
Look at all these roaches Around me everyday Need somethin' strong To make 'em go away Look at all these roaches I can't take it no more Get up at night, turn on the light And see the floor show
Did you hear the one about tina Who's sloppy as a moose She got some raid, then she sprayed They drank it like orange juice
Did you hear the one about michael They say his roaches are gay I tried to fumigate to make 'em straight But they just stayed that way
Lots of pesticides Big money I done spent None of them be workin' So I charge my roaches rent
Look at all these roaches Around me everyday Need somethin' strong To make 'em go away Look at all these roaches I can't take it no more Get up at night, turn on the light And see the floor show
Can't go no place The drain board they would linger They see my face, they laugh They flip me off with the middle finger
They run so fast They always get away I bet you there'll be roaches Runnin' around on judgement day
I think i'll write the mayor Have him pass a law That would help me get these nasty roaches Off my wall
Look at all these roaches Around me everyday Need somethin' strong To make 'em go away Look at all these roaches I can't take it no more Get up at night, turn on the light And see the floor show