Surrey girls like tight jeans
Right up tight against their skin
Take you home to the dark
And show you what's in

With glasses bigger than her face
She's off to get her wotsit waxed
Find that Gucci bag she wanted
from Harvey Nicks

Cause she's only thinking about number one again
But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing, hold on!

Surrey girls like their boys
with lots of cash to buy them toys
A Porsche or a Merc will do
Turn heads with the noise

Sprayed on tan and new lip gloss
She is off to meet the boss
Three little kids he's got
But she just don't care

Cause she's only thinking about number one again
But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing, hold on!

Woolley Bridge, Woolley Bridge
Where it came clear to me
You need love, you need love
But you're wasting time
Question Oh but now Surrey girl
I can really show you how
Give you love, give you love
And I'll waste your time Question

In her time she's learnt some tricks
Forty licks and bamboo sticks
She is queen here right now
Boy, you'll be numb

That figure ain't just by luck
Atkins Diet, nip and tuck
Hours on the treadmill
And yes she gives a good fuck

Cause she's only thinking about number one again
But she won't listen cause her Samsung is ringing, hold on!

Woolley Bridge, Woolley Bridge
Where it came clear to me
You need love, you need love
But you're wasting time
Oh but now Surrey girl
I can really show you how
Give you love, give you love
And I'll waste your time

And now it seems that I have fallen for a Surrey girl
And she has promised she won't leave me for another girl
And now at night we lie and hold each other really tight
And then we promised there that we would be the only ones
The only ones...

Woolley Bridge, Woolley Bridge
Where it came clear to me
You need love, you need love
But you're wasting time
Oh but now Surrey girl
I can really show you how
Give you love, give you love
And I'll waste your time