If I'm a man
Then you are the God of everything else
If I'm a man
Then I'm gonna think of you when I'm all by myself

When the tears roll down your face
Then you'll know

If I'm a man
Then I'm gonna put you right up on the shelf
If I'm a man
Then I got a cock that thinks for itself

When the tears roll down your face
Then you'll know

(All right settle in now, that feels good)
Transmission effect broadcast meat
(Step to the side, start walking)
Plastic
(Down second street)
Crushing buildings fall on fat meathead
(All in black)
While lifting volkswagen to save young blonde barbie
(Gather round for the downtown clown)
Here comes the trash
(Hey over there, I got something for you)
Oh I'm sorry did I get some on you
Oh, it'll wipe right up

Hey hey hey hey

If I'm a man
Then I'm gonna love you like no other man could now baby
If I'm a man
Then I'm gonna bring you on down to the gutter with me now honey

When the tears roll down your face
Then you'll know