it was a friday night
when my friends had taken off
when i turned on the light
i was not alone
she was sitting there
half way up the stairs
she had a mucky ass
but a hefty pair

then i prayed that my good friend would understand
she doesn't need to know i went that low

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what was i supposed to do, sitting in my room?
she was making pretty eyes at me
blowing me awwwaaayyy
dirty things were going on
and then you walked right in
on everything
and i turned right round...
with my trousers down

well i'm sorry now
and thats alot to say
i was horny then
it got the best of me
to stick it out on me
cos i done nothing wrong
it happened naturally
because she turned me on

and then i prayed that my good friend would understand
she doesn't need to know i went that low

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i've got to face the concequences
face the consequences (x8)

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