We might as well talk about things on the news Maybe the weather cos its always true We've got nothing left we can do We might as well talk about anything Doesnt really matter, im sure you'll agree We dont stand on common ground We might as well talk, talk about you And all the brilliant things that you do Is that what you really want me to do I try so hard to talk really soft ....always talk way too loud ....and i dont understand When i saw that man walking on by ...just to see you... We sat and we watched you sing all your songs Secretly hoping that we'd sing along But theres nothing left we can learn And in the event you left me sitting In the smoking lounge of an airport.... I'll write you a letter and send it away You left me sitting in the smoking lounge Of an airport... Why do i turn into such a dumb wreck Every time that you... I'll break your... Whiskey and coffee... Just fine talking about the way that I'll break your....