Payback is overdue
So much for my I.O.U.
My head is stuck underneath God's thumb
I guess that makes me the lucky one

Stupidity is a constant trend
Murphy and I have become best friends
Hooray for dreams gone before they've come
Hooray for me I'm the lucky one

I am the lucky one
I am a comedian
The jokes on me, I'm the lucky one


A sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat
I'm sorry for choking but I've got a wishbone stuck in my throat
I never thought this could be such fun
Hooray for me I'm the lucky one

I tried to push straight through the suck
Headfirst but now my ?? ??? head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid schmuck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
Thank god I don't believe in luck

Rusted linings on my black clouds
It's raining piss, will somebody tell me what's that all about?
Wish on a blackstar until it comes
It's here or me, I'm the lucky one

I am the lucky one
I am only human
I guess that makes me the lucky one