It's Chris Crocker..
(It's so hard to play guitar with these press-on nails!)


What is gonna happen when my legs are uncrossed?
Just like New York City, oh, the ball's gonna drop
All these men keep staring, but I'm just a big fraud
(I am missing misleading and I will never get caught)


Do you want this? (want it, want it)
Do you want Chris? (want it, want it)
Now I'm gettin' rowdy as my knees hit the ground
He never knew what hit him when the lights were kept down


I'm flirtin' with his world
He thinks I'm his girl
But there's more than meets the eye
Football and shiny pearls
It's the best of both worlds
And it's all between my thighs


Let's go to a church and then I'll show them my split
(I will pray to God that they don't see this)
Twirlin' my blonde hair
Girls like me are everywhere
(Damsels in distress with some more flesh and more flare)


Do you want this? (want it, want it)
Do you want Chris? (want it, want it)
Now I'm gettin' pouty as my knees hit the ground
He never knew what BIT him
Turn that frown upside down


I'm flirtin' with his world
He thinks I'm his girl
But there's more than meets the eye
Football and shiny pearls
It's the best of both worlds
And it's all between my thighs


I'm just another.. hopeless romantic
(Do ya wanna come to my room?)
Using my ploys to get the boys
(Babe, can you turn off the lights?)
What's the difference if you find me attractive?
Ask yourself what you want


Flirtin' with his world
More than meets the eye
Best of both worlds
All between my thighs


I'm flirtin' with his world
He thinks I'm his girl
But there's more than meets the eye
Football and shiny pearls
It's the best of both worlds
And it's all between my thighs (3x)