On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
10 Pounds of ravioli

On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
2 Bob ross paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me
3 Roasted meat chunks
2 Bob ross paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me
4 Pregnant piglets
3 Roasted meat chunks
2 Bob ross paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me
5 Nuva rings
4 Pregnant piglets
3 Roasted meat chunks
2 Bob ross paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me
6 Slavic seamen
5 Nuva rings
4 Pregnant piglets
3 Roasted meat chunks
2 Bob ross paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
7 Shots of narcan
6 Slavic seamen
5 Nuva rings
4 Pregnant piglets
3 Roasted meat chunks
2 Bob ross paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the eigth day of christmas my true love gave to me
Herpies
7 Shots of narcan
6 Slavic seamen
5 Nuva rings
4 Pregnant piglets
3 Roasted meat chunks
2 Bob ross paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me
9 Free black page listings
Herpies
7 Shots of narcan
6 Slavic seamen
5 Nuva rings
4 Pregnant piglets
3 Roasted meat chunks
2 Bob ross paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me
10 Corpses cackling
9 Free black page listings
Herpies
7 Shots of narcan
6 Slavic seamen
5 Nuva rings
4 Pregnant piglets
3 Roasted meat chunks
2 Bob ross paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
A valtrex perscription
10 Corpses cackling
9 Free black page listings
Herpies
Again
7 Shots of narcan
6 Slavic seamen
5 Nuva rings
4 Pregnant piglets
3 Roasted meat chunks
2 Bob ross paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli

On the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me
12 Swollen kidneys
A valtrex perscription
10 Corpses cackling
9 Free black page listings
Herpies
For real
7 Shots of narcan
6 Slavic seamen
5 Nuva rings-wah-wah-wah
4 Pregnant piglets
3 Roasted meat chunks
2 Bob ross paintings
And 10 pounds of ravioli