[Intro: Both]
Alaska: Bahumbug!
Another lousy Christmas working in Santa's shop!
Manila: Are you kidding me?
The holidays are the best time of year to work!
Alaska: What are you so chipper about?
This Christmas is terrible! Ugh!

[Verse 1: Manila Luzon and Alaska Thunderfuck]
It's Christmas time, let's work all night
Like Santa's reindeer, let's take flight
Spring some joy to girls and boys
When they unwrap their Christmas ties
It's Christmas time, I hate my life!
And Santa doesn't even pay me overtime
Your joy and glee is annoying me!
So let me be!
Come on, Alaska
Ugh!

[Chorus: Manila Luzon and Alaska Thunderfuck]
It's a working holiday, like Santa on his sleigh
A working holiday with you, you, it's true!
It's a working holiday, but we work much more than we play
It's a working holiday, poo, poo
And we have to wear these ridiculous shoes!

[Interlude: Both]
Manila: Ugh, well, you do have a point there
but isn't Christmas about others? Giving?
Alaska: Oh, I'll give you something, alright
And, I'll give that Santa Claus my two weeks notice!

[Verse 2: Manila Luzon and Alaska Thunderfuck]
Alaska, please, listen to me
'tis the season, for joy and glee!
We are so lucky, honestly, we bring smiles to families!
Well, I guess that is kinda nice... - But, wait, no!
It's horrible! My bunions are acting up! I just want to nap!
I could be home watching Rupaul's Drag Race
on Logotv, right now!
Come on, Alaska!
Bah!

[Chorus: Manila Luzon and Alaska Thunderfuck]
It's a working holiday, like Santa on his sleigh
A working holiday with you, you, it's true!
It's a working holiday, but we work much more than we play
It's a working holiday, poo, poo
And now I have to sing this stupid song?

[Interlude: Both]
Manila: Think about all those children in need
that just need smiles from people that are working
Today! Tonight! Think about... Think about Santa!
He works on Christmas!
The elves work all Christmas Season!
Even, The Virgin Mary!
She went into labor on Christmas Eve! You can do this!
C'mon!
Alaska: Oh, I guess you're right, Manila! You better work!

[Chorus: Manila Luzon and Alaska Thunderfuck; Both]
It's a working holiday, with Santa on his sleigh
A working holiday with you, with you, and you!
Yeah!
It's a working holiday, let's work all night and day
It's a working holiday with you
Hahaha!