I've fallen off the train again
I've finally gone insane
While waiting for the world to turn

Watching me disappear
Me? I'm outta here
I appreciate your faint concern

Oh, we're all crazy, we're all mad
A thimbleful of sanity is all we ever had

Arsenic or Everclear
Pick your poison, fast my dear
The apocalypse is drawing near
And we're all gonna die

I've fallen off the wagon, dear
I landed on my head, I fear
My wits are scattered hither and yon
Like Humpty-Dumpty I'm a wreck
I broke my rubber chicken neck
And on my face I fell upon

Oh we're all crazy, we're all mad
A thimbleful of sanity is all we ever had

Arsenic or everclear
Pick your poison fast, my dear
The apocalypse is drawing near
And we're all gonna die

The sky is caving in on me
And black is all that I can see
My hand has disappeared into the night

"Nevermore", the raven said
And then he fell upon his head
The poor bird lost his
Balance in his flight!

Oh we're all crazy, we're all mad
A thimbleful of sanity is all we ever had

Arsenic or everclear
Pick your poison fast, my dear
The apocalypse is drawing near
And we're all gonna die

Here we go!

The lights are on, but no one's home
Throw the bones and roll the stone
Five years have gone but we ain't gonna pass
Saint of ballroom sanity, pray for us on bended knee
Let's join hands and breathe a final gasp

Oh, we're all crazy, we're all mad
A thimbleful of sanity is all we ever had

Arsenic or heroin
Pick your poison fast, my friends
The world is coming to an end
And we're all gonna die