I will let my hair grow under my arms
I won't change clothes for days, or maybe months
I will make a band and play for angry chicks
I won't play for them, cuz i want to be

I wanna be the dyke from the movie
I wanna be the dyke from the movie

I won't shave my legs, no I won't
And won't make male friends
I'll be a star
I wanna be the dyke from the movie (I won't be)
I wanna be the dyke from the movie (I won't be)
I wanna be the dyke from the movie

Shelly was certain... with her wishful thoughts
But later she was cheating on her girl with some boy
I wanna be the dyke from the movie (I won't be)
I wanna be the dyke from the movie (I won't be)
I wanna be the dyke from the movie