Que viva! here comes the crazyfool! I've been a step ahead from the beginning of my birth In case you couldn't tell, I am god's gift to this earth I realize some people want to put me in a hearse But they don't realize that'd only make matters worse 'cause the day I die, I'm gonna haunt you from my grave From right under the road that you claim to pave Over but I paved it over, Now I'm rolling over in my grave
Some people say that I'm broke and lazy Not to mention foolish and crazy Some people say that I'm broke and lazy But I'm unemployed because nobody wants to pay me What I'm worth
High stepping through this life with two bloodshot eyes I'm having trouble separating my truth from my lies I'm a fee lance magician pulling rabbits out of hats Upset like baseball furies swinging baseball bats Even more than rabbits-
I pull excuses out of my ass I'm sorry that I'm late I just ran out of gas You can take this job and shove it shove this job Where the sun don't shine you can take this job And shove it give it to another man 'cause it's no longer mine
So I step onto the scene I'm free from bling I'm rich With power of the soul and I could bring My four funk strings to boot for hours come correct, Come clean with sheen I let it ring out from my tower And with my funk stylings I sip jim beam And sport a glower a crazyfool in all extremities of life I have my enemies I try not to get down on things And find out what it really means unselfish with my hopes And dreams of peace and worldwide harmony But I get caught in my own needs and justify my wicked deeds I've got the back of my fools and they got mine And we got the voice of the youth
Speakin mind over time 'cause I got a mind Gift of crime, but I'm too kind so I unwind with a pint And a fresh rhyme Now I'm just trying to live up to what I could be I've got to be the funk monkey of my family tree I ain't rich, ain't pretty but that don't mean I'm not free to set my ship to sail on the rhythmical sea?.