I wake up face down in the cow pies
In a field near 41
Some tourist takes my picture
As i bleach here in the sun
The flies are buzzing round me
And the cars are whizzing by
A cow is nibbling on my ear
And drooling in my eye
I don't know how i got here
I think i musta walked
Cause i don't see the chevy
And there's holes in both my socks
Chorus:
I love to go where the cow pies grow
And smell that dairy air
And party in milwaukee
Cause the beer tastes better there
Beer and brats and a brewers game
Its a party night and day
Now i'm walking across wisconsin
Trying to find my chevrolet

It musta been some party
I musta had a blast
There's beer stains on my undies
And my nose is in a cast
I met this girl from wausau
We danced all through the night
She couldn't kiss or dance too good
But she could drink and fight
She took me to a party
We polished off a case
But when i tried to make my move
She punched me in the face

(repeat chorus)

We all went to a brewers game
I think the crew was winning
I was doing pretty good
Until the seventh inning
It musta been some brewers fans
That poured me in my car
Then someone took my keys away
And drove me to a bar
I sang them some yooper songs
Everybody bought me beers
I went looking for the bathroom
And i woke up lying here

(repeat chorus)