Out in da jackpines at da break of dawn We look for a buck or a track At da end of da day we put our bullets away And go back to our tarpaper shack We sit in da camp by da kerosene lamp And brag about da hunting we done We’re sweaty ol’ stinkin’ sauna beer drinkin’ Deer hunting son of a guns
We go in da sauna and we sit on da bench And start beating ourselves with a branch Den we run out bare naked and we jump in da snow bank And we go put on our udder pants We put on our shirts full of sawdust and dirt And we still look da same when we’re done We’re sweaty ol’ stinkin’ sauna beer drinkin’ Deer hunting son of a guns
We jump in da car and head for woody’s bar Cause we ran outta beer yesterday Den we get stuck cause we ain’t got da truck So we have to push all da way We crawl through da door and we order up four And start drinkin’ ‘em down one by one We’re sweaty ol’ stinkin’ sauna beer drinkin’ Deer hunting son of a guns
We drink lotsa whiskey and we shoot lotsa sit We drink till our elbows are sore Den some jack from duluth says i stepped on his boot And den we roll around on da floor I bite off his ear and he buys me a beer We always have lotsa fun We’re sweaty ol’ stinkin’ sauna beer drinkin’ Deer hunting son of a guns