Naked elves in cowboy boots
Chasing me wherever i go
Those naked elves in cowboy boots
They won't leave me alone
A jigglin', gigglin', boingy, boingy, boingy
Running down the road i see
Naked elves in cowboy boots
They just won't let me be
I'm hiding at the corner bar
And they're waiting outside for me
Five beers, ten beers, twenty beers later
I look outside to see
I peek around the corner across da street
Guess who's spying on me
Those naked elves in cowboy boots
Making funny faces at me

Bridge:
I'm a gonna write a letter to santa
I'm a gonna give him praise
I'm a gonna tell him that he's neat
And that i've changed my ways
Da whole town of republic's gonna see
I'm not a scrooge no more
Then maybe those ole' naked elves
Won't chase me 'round no more

Quarter after two da bar's closing up
And woo die's asking us to leave
I tell him there's naked elves out there
He looks at me like i'm crazy
He gives me a kick, out the door i go
A bouncing on my bum
That's when i hear their little boots
I think i better run

Naked elves in cowboy boots
Chasing me all the way home
Some teens loitering at the citgo gas
Ask me what i'm running for
I tell 'em, "celebrate christmas in every way"
"'cause if your a scrooge, you'll have to pay"
Here comes those naked elves in cowboy boots
I hope i get away