Some old guy told me about this secret spot Where they jump in the boat before they get caught You won’t find a more perfect day Life is too short hey what do you say I’ll be right over with the truck and the boat She’s a little leaky but she still floats I’ll pick up the beer and the worms and the grubs We’ll stop at ralph’s for italian subs Chorus: We’re going fishing we just can’t wait We love the smell of stinky bait Leaky boats, waders too, a cooler full of ice cold brew Reel ‘em in, watch ‘em flop, i love to fish i just can’t stop When this fishing trip is through I’ll bet i have more fish than you I’ll bet i have more fish than you
This road is rough and we’re beating the truck Bogged to the axles in three feet of muck Two flat tires and just one spare Riding on the rim but we don’t care We find the lake and we see ‘em jump We push out the boat and i trip on a stump I hooka big one as i fall in He slaps my nose with a big tail fin
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My line is tangled and my feet are wet Got a hook in my ear and a hole in my net The boat starts sinking and i lose an oar Rowing in a circle trying to make it to shore Standing in the water up to my chin With a tangled line and a stupid grin I feel so sad when the fishing trip ends I just can’t wait to go fishing again