Hello, hello, welcome to your first night
In the place where the pizza is hot
and the fun brings light
Now you saw us in the local news
What made your thought presume
this was the job for you
What will you do?

Between 12am and the break of dawn
The toys start to glitch from when they power on
You got your cameras and your flashlight
What more is there to need?
Just be quick, just be ready
Because they're pretty scary

Just be very very wary as the night goes on
I maybe there at the beginning, but not for long
I've pre-recorded messages to keep you alive
(Not here all night)

'Cus I'm the phone guy
I'm here to take the care and the fear
But once the time ends near I will not be here
Yeah I'm the phone guy
Ring ring
These are all the rules I bring
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
I'm the phone guy
Tick tock
Watch the hours on the clock
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make
I am the phone guy!
Yes I am the phone guy!

Hey hey how ya doin?
Now the first night was fine
But here's a deep dark warning for the future up ahead so divine

Now you see the pirate cove is a blare
Just keep an eye on the guy and you will be prepared

Now the rest of the bunch, well I'm not too sure
Because the next thing you know:
They're outside your door
So don't forget my simple methods
And just use your lights
Before they take your body and they leave you to die

Be very very wary that the battery drains
So preserve your only tools and your life remains
Keep the light shining bright for the final night!

'Cus I'm the phone guy
I'm here to take the care and the fear
But once the time ends near I will not be here
Yeah I'm the phone guy
Ring ring
These are all the rules I bring
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
I'm the phone guy
Tick tock
Watch the hours on the clock
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make
I am the phone guy!
Yes I am the phone guy!

He-hey there dude, glad you're back
The last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack
So now you're the new guy picking up the job
So just please understand this nightmare never stops

So we build it up from scratch, taking the crap
Taking the stuff that wouldn't work
Because we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berserk
To add suspension, the tension in this attraction
Check the vents for your protection
From the broken down hallucinations

In the past they said they stuffed you in a suit
You know the cover up story sounds kinda cute
Just remember now that everything's gonna be fine
Because you're darkest thoughts are all in your mind

Now before I leave I just remembered we found a toy
A freaking robot with brains, oh what a joy
So I'll pass you recordings of the original voice
See he'll never leave you be
So just listen, you don't have a choice

Take what you have learned and become the master
Then you'll be safe, when I'm not around!

I''m the phone guy (x3)

'Cus I'm the phone guy
I'm here to take the care and the fear
But once the time ends near I will not be here
Yeah I'm the phone guy
Ring ring
These are all the rules I bring
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive
I'm the phone guy
Tick tock
Watch the hours on the clock
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make
I am the phone guy!
'Cus I'm the phone guy!

I''m the phone guy (x3)

Hello hello!