Zettai zenzen rikai funou ne
Fukou na atashi
Guruguru dewa kewai otaku kareshi no
Atama no naka baku wa shichaitai!

(Hp mugen saikyou kareshi
Pc mae de happy yeah yeah
Hp hinshi joutai akka
Tv mae ni resuky?)

Kare ni wa futsuu mitai ne
Sono ko dare na no yo?
Kawaii se furi narabete
Gamen goshi kara aitsu no haato washidukami ne

Kekkyoku sanzan hitori tanoshin de
Atashi no ibasho haguhagu nai?
Mou? Honto oazuke baka!
Sonomama moe shini shi chatte mo iijan?
Ii no? Dame dame iya yo ima?
Sofuto hitotsu shite tara kangaeru!

(Mp mugen ofu kai bakka de
Yome jiman da kara dare?
Mp hinshi sousa funou de panku sunzen)

Ne? Kurikku hitotsu de
Kimatta kotae
Dashichau yo? Na
Amai aitewa
Yume de owatte
Kawari ni atashi
Sono jumon ni kakatte ageru ne

Karenda nijuu maru deshou
Kono hi nani no hi yo?
Tama ni wa hayari no fuku no
Tame ni baito ganbatari shitemo yoi janai?

Yappari non non oboete naissho?
Komakai chekku wakuwaku na no?
So iu? Ne saru ibento ga
Ynonaka subete ja nai da kara ne
Mou? Nai me wo samashi teyo naima
Denpa hitotsu keshitara kangaeru!

(Mp mugen ofu kai bakka de
Yome jiman da kara dare?
Mp hinshi sousa funou de panku sunzen)

Demo ne itsumo dame na yatsu janai
Aitsu hisshi
Atashi dake ga shitteru no

Donnani dondon suki ni natte mo
Kawaranai aitsu
Iraira suru mo? Mou ii shouganai kara
Kawari ni kono dengen ofu ru zo?

Sanzan hitori tanoshin de
Atashi no ibasho haguhagu nai?
Mou? Honto oazuke baka!
Sonomama moe shini shi chatte mo iijan?
Ii no? Dame dame iya yo ima?
Sofuto hitotsu shite tara kangaeru!

(Juuden kanryou denpa bacchiri
Ryukku ni tsume te zenjitsu shuppatsu
Zenmetsu hisshi yotei henkou
Tenko mo bacchiri oshiokitaimu)

Sa? Junbi wa yoi kana? Sora wa ao ao
Wo te? Tsunaide ne koibito rashiku
Tanoshimasete ne mesen kocchi de
Tsukiau kara kakugo shite nasai