I've been known to drink a beer or two
And I can handle whiskey ninety proof
I'm just fine with a glass of wine, champagne to cabernet
But I crossed the line when I crossed the border and hang out with those aid

Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor

I might end up in a Tijuana jail
Oh and I think it's table left and up of ale
Cannonball into a neighbor's pool without a stitch of clothes
But by the end of the night I'll be tongue tied tryin to offer up some espanol

Cause with one tequila, it's bring on the salt and lime
With two tequilas the whole bar's a friend of mine
But with three tequilas my legs don't work no more
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor

I'll be glad to pour for all you senioritas. I'd rather taste salty kiss than have a sip of your margarita
Cause with one tequila, please pass me the salt and lime
With two tequilas the whole world's a friend of mine
But with three tequilas my legs won't work no more
Yeah it's one tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor
It's four tequila, five tequila, six tequila door
Somebody take me home
Dude you know I can't drink tequila, call me a cab