Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherasad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got som punch, pizzas, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yeah yeah yeah

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre'd
C'mon whisper to me whatever it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?

Have some of coloumn A
Try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends pull this
Out their little hat?
Can you friends go, poof!

Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

So dontcha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish?
I really want to know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me!
You ain't never had a friend like me hah!