One day while I was eatin' beans at Smokey Joe's Cafe Just sittin', diggin' on the scene at Smokey Joe's Cafe A chick came walkin' through the door, that I had never seen before Atleast I never saw her down at Smokey Joe's Cafe And I started shakin' when she sat right down next to me
Her knees were almost touchin' mine at Smokey Joe's Cafe A chill was runnin' down my spine at Smokey Joe's Cafe I could smell her sweet perfume, she smiled at me my heart went boom Then everybody in the room at Smokey Joe's Cafe, they said "Man, be careful! That chick belongs to Smokey Joe"
From behind the counter I saw a man A chef hat on his head and a knife in his hand He grabbed me by my collar and he began to shout "You'd better eat up all your beans and boys clear right on out!"
And I know I'll never eat again at Smokey Joe's Cafe So we'll never meet again at Smokey Joe's Cafe Oh, I'd rather eat my chilli beans at Jim's or Jack's or John's or Gene's Than take my chances eatin' down at Smokey Joe's Cafe Oh, I risked my life when that Smokey Joe went crazy fool