Budweiser you've created a monster
And they call him Drinkenstein
And the tavern down the street is the labba-tor-eye-ee
Where he makes the transformation all the time

And a stein of Dr. Bud is just a pint of monster blood
And it does effect him different every time
Budweiser you've created a monster
And they call him Drinkenstein
And they call him Drinkenstein

But he's a good old boy at heart as so many of them are
But when he's drinking, well that's something else again
Well you can sneak on out and leave, or you can sit and just agree
Or you can cross him if you want your face knocked in

'Cause he will hit ya as apt as not
And he can hurt ya, I swear to God
He's Drinkenstein

But every night's a different mood
There is a fun side to him, too
He loves to laugh, he love to joke, and he loves to dance
But watch your girlfriends and your wives
He'll steal 'em right before your eyes
'Cause he's a lover, so don't give him half the chance

'Cause he can do it, don't think he can't
'Cause women like him, 'cause he's strange
He's Drinkenstein

Budweiser you've created a monster
And they call him Drinkenstein
And the tavern down the street is the labba-tor-eye-ee
Where he makes that transformation all the time

And a stein of Dr. Bud is just a pint of monster blood
And it does effect him different every time
Budweiser you've created a monster
And they call him Drinkenstein
And they call him Drinkenstein
Yeah!

He is foolish, the beer is fine
He's just ghoulish, he's Drinkenstein
Now he will say it if he thinks it
And it will change him if he drinks it
I'm Drinkenstein, you're Drinkenstein
She's Drinkenstein, we're all Drinkenstein
Drinkenstein, Drinkenstein, we're Drinkenstein
OOh, yeah!