Well it's all gone to hell now the wimps have gangs

Pop punk tough guys with neck tattoos

Well if you guys are hard then I'd rather be soft

Man I gotta find me some seriously sensitive dudes

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Hey! Ho! Hey!

You gotta shake hands with your feelings

In the Wicked Sensitive Crew

In Pittsburgh they called us closed minded

But we know that's simply not true

Yeah we're touchy feely sensitive guys

I ain't ashamed I cried when Mickey died in Rocky II

In Sydney they misunderstood us

They called us thugs and mean-spirited types

Yeah we might not be Swedish

And we sure ain't vegan

But do thugs have posters on their bedroom wall of the dude

from the Darkness in a creepy meat suit zippered so low you

can practically see his...

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I don't know nothing about no meat suit

but I'll tell you there's one town that's ahead of the times

Man, they know what's up for sure

You see it's home to the godfather of love

The bald little man who started it all

One Teddy "Huggybear" Etoll

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Hey! Ho! Hey!

You gotta shake hands with your feelings

We've got a big hug waiting for you

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