My fighting is best, but I never felt this power before
Call me Thunder Ranger, let me tell you some more
I was hit by a lightning and fucked by your mom
My katana is rising, and it drops like a bomb
I really wanna fist pump your face, and it goes
But I got moves in my body, let's set them free

Left and right and kick it to the side
We're going round and round and down to the ground
Go, you got it, go, go, you got it
いち, に, さん, かわいい!

Whatever you do, whatever you say
I never stop to party 'cause tonight
Is all that I need, I'm feeling the beat
So I'm never gonna stop, I'm dancing like a ninja
I'm dancing like a ninja
I'm dancing like a ninja

I'll punch you back in time, and I don't give a shit
That you're a great-great-great-grandson of a bitch
It's date night, baby, and it starts with a kiss
What a pretty lovely couple, your face and my fist
I really wanna fist pump your face, and it goes
But I got moves in my body, let's set them free

Hail to the thunder, your only fucking god

Whatever you do, whatever you say
I never stop to party 'cause tonight
Is all that I need, I'm feeling the beat
So I'm never gonna stop, I'm dancing like a ninja

I give you one last chance to back off and go home
Now you're gonna meet the mighty thunder
Let's go
Fight

Get down
I'm gonna end you like a boss
Take this and that, I'll break your bones
Don't ever fuck with the thunder again

Left and right and kick it to the side
We're going round and round and down to the ground
Go, you got it, go, go, you got it
いち, に, さん, かわいい!

Whatever you do, whatever you say
I never stop to party 'cause tonight
Is all that I need, I'm feeling the beat
So I'm never gonna stop, I'm dancing like a ninja

I'm dancing like a ninja
I'm dancing like a ninja