Chaos Kid
Get up this morning, I'm feeling sleepy as all hell
Went the use the bathroom when I tripped and I fell
All the way downstairs onto the couch
And I pissed my pants on the way down south
So I went back upstairs to change my underwear
Took a while to get em unstuck from my pubic hair
Finally got unzipped I went to put em down the street
But then I threw em in the garbage cause it all said pew
Hopped in the shower put shampoo in my hair
Went to rinse it out but then the water wasn't there
That damn toilet it must of went foul
Got another bath to wipe the stuff up with the towel
Went to get my clothes but I couldn't wear the wash
So I sat and played some Mario on my Nintendo
I was gonna see my girl but I forget that stuff man today
I just feel like a pooh butt

Sometimes things just never go my way you know
I, I'm just feeling like a pooh butt today

Chaos Kid
Now every single day I make habits to get up
But today I just feel like a pooh butt so ill stay in bed
I don't know whats wrong with me
I'm just taking everything nonchalantly
I just feel like I can't move one muscle
My girlfriend calls me up and tells me now we gotta hustle
My plane leaves to roll about quarter to 8
It's 7: 15 looks like I'm gonna be late
Aww forget that baby said I just can't make it
I know you're disappointed but your gonna have to take it
I'm sick in bed I'm making [?] foot it
But before hung up the phone she told me where I could put it
Comes next day I got a call from M&M he said
(We gotta make a record get ya butt outta bed)
I said I ain't doin nothing I wish you nothing
But luck he said (What's up?) I said I feel like a pooh but

Sometimes things just never go my way you know
I, I'm just feelin like a pooh butt today

Chaos Kid
"Yo you ever have one of those poohie
Stinky ridiculous rotten days, M&M" (M&M)
"man I had one once check this out"

Eminem
Woke up, 6: 30 in the morning yawning
Gotta get to the recording studio
I gotta get a take done put all my rhymes together
So I can make one get outta bed fall on my head
Slipped on the rug I thought I was dead
Cussin I think my head is busted
But it really nothing only a concussion shake it off
Get off the ground look around
Couldn't find my rhyme sheets where'd I put em down
They were just there last night on the chair
Had to look everywhere but, couldn't find em anywhere
Go to the basement might of misplaced em
Gotta find em in hurry but my visions still blurry
Goin down the stairs what could happen next
But, when its this early you can't skip steps
Fallin head first as I fall I curse things are lookin bad
Ima only get worse; aching I shake and I hurt
I stand up slowly wiped all the dirt off memory lapse
I can't remember nothing think ill collapse
If you forget the whole thing pause for a second
What was I looking for... oh yea my rhyme sheets
They might be on the floor or on the chair wait a minute
Where am I I'm in a basement damn how does time fly
Think for a second record my memory
If I were a rhyme sheet where would I be?
Now I remember I put em in the closet next to my jacket
So I woulda never lost em
Already 7 I've only got an hour to eat breakfast
Get dressed plus take a shower got undressed
Got the zest off the rack turn the water on
And I almost had a heart attack
Cold as hell started to yell jumped out the shower
And said fuck it ill smell grabbed the towel off the rack
Dried off got dressed still had to eat
But my hair was a mess I was in a rush
Grabbed the brush and ran run into the door on the floor
I land always to fate now I know I'm curse
I think it might help if I open the door
First tried to turn the handle but I sprained my wrist
But thats what happens on a day like this

Sometimes things just never go my way you know I
I'm just feelin like a pooh butt today

Chaos Kid
"Wow, that sounds pretty poohie to me"

M&M
"Now, I'm gonna break it down
For those who don't know what a pooh butt day is"

Eminem
Now a pooh butt day is something everybody's
Had no particular depression neither mad or sad
You couldn't see your butt because your butt is what it is cause
When you're feeling like a pooh butt then your feeling like shit