Yeah

Definitely, definitely

Definitely dawg

Definitely, definitely K-Mart

Yeah, yeah

You find me offensive? I find you offensive

for finding me offensive

Hence if I should draw a line on any fences

If so to what extense if

Any, should I go?

'Cause it's getting expensive

Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive

They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage

to the brain when I go to lengths this

Far at other people's expenses

I say you're all just too God damn sensitive, it's censorship

And it's down right blasphemous

Listen to shit now 'cause I won't stand for this

And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither

And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either

He used to be like a hero to me

I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re-frigerator

Right next to Darth Vader

And Darth musta put a hex on him for later

I feel like it's my fault 'cause of the way that

I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther

I killed Superman, I killed Super-man

And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy

Kryptonite, the green chronic

CHORUS

'Cause I ain't got no legs, or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi, my name is...

I forgot my name!

My name was not to become

what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is.... Rain Man

Now in the Bible it says

Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed

Have homosexual sex

Unless of course you were given the consent to join in

Then of course, it's intercourse

And it's bi-sexual sex

Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before, during or after performing the act of that which

Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases

That are more used by today's kids

In a more derogatory way but

Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?

Let's ask Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre? (What up?)

I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)

Is it gay, to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)

And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)

But, but I ain't done yet

In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt

While he reaches in another grown man's ass

Grabs on his nuts but just what if

It was never meant it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in

His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don't mean to go in into anymore details but

What if he pictured it as a females butt?

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

Chorus

You find me offensive? I find you offensive

Shit, this is the same verse I just did this

When am I gonna come to my good senses?

Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby

And my plan is to get him next

And open up a whip ass canister

God damn it Dre where is the God damn beat? (Yeah)

Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it

This is the only thing that I'm good at

I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it

I got it, high five Nick Lachey

Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away

And she blew around the room like a balloon-a

Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and screw my

Head is straight back to the Neverland Ranch

With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich

And I don't gotta make no God damn sense

I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

Chorus

'Cause Iahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yo, Rain Man

Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre

Super dope, beat maker, two thousand and

Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million

Nine hundred and sev' seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three

And seventy (Yeah)

By Marcella