We were in the park holding hands,
Watching the birds fly by
But all of a sudden you punched me in the face!
So I dropped you off at the crazy house.

Went to visit you the very next day,
Said Honey, are you sure you're okay?
You said Yeah, my mom was just totally stressing me out
and I swear, I saw a bug crawling out of your mouth.
so I checked you out of the crazy house.

We were chilling at Jack in the Box, pimpin' those curly fries,
As I stared into your eyes
But all of a sudden you threw your sprite in my face.
So I dropped you off at the crazy house.

Went to visit you a week or two later
Said Sweetie, are you sure that you're all better?
You said Yeah.... it just tasted like shit,
and I swear, I was just throwing another stupid little fit
So I checked you out of the crazy house.

I was at the movies buying you candy before it started
And I loved the way your hair was parted
But I accidently bought you a Kit-Kat bar
That's when I decided you were taking this way too far.

You tried to punch me but you missed.
And I called you a fucking bitch.
Then I dropped myself off at the crazy house.

(Hey mom, what's sup?)

Bass solo!