Here's a new dance craze that's sweeping the nation

It's called the toxic waltz and it's causing devastation

You're jumping up and down like a psycho circus clown

Slamming with waltzers all the way around

You get caught up in the whip

You're thrown into a flip

You aim for someone's head

To stain the floor red

Give someone a kick

To prove you're truly sick

Bounce back from some blows

And blood runs out your nose

Flailing round and round

And you're injury bound

Waltz it up!

The pit is it!

You can take your chance

On this rough new dance

If you dare!

To dive in!

There are some that try

But they won't survive

They don't hit!

'Cause they're wimps!

And this exercise

Helps you brutalize

With us!

Exodus!

Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz

Kick your friend in the head and have a ball

Come on and do the toxic waltz

And slam your partner against the wall

Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz

Good friendly violent fun in store for all

Get up off your ass and toxic waltz

If you hit the floor you can always crawl!

Used to do the monkey, but now it's not cool

The twist and mash potato are no exception to the rule

So don't be a dunce and dance like a runt

Just throw your elbows with good friendly violent fun

Don't start to cry

If you get a black eye

Just dive back in

And give another try

But too much action

May leave you in traction

So you better get insurance

No matter your endurance!

Flailing round and round

And you're injury bound

Waltz it up!

The pit is it!

You can take your chance

On this rough new dance

If you dare!

To dive in!

There are some that try

But they won't survive

They don't hit!

'Cause they're wimps!

And this exercise

Helps you brutalize

With us!

Exodus!

Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz

Kick your friend in the head and have a ball

Come on and do the toxic waltz

And slam your partner against the wall

Everybody's doin' the toxic waltz

Good friendly violent fun in store for all

Get up off your ass and toxic waltz

If you hit the floor you can always crawl!

Get up on your feet

Don't look so obsolete

And thrash like an athlete!

Don't sit there on your ass

Don't look like you've got too much class

You'll be harassed!

You know we guarantee

This is the key

So rage or get the third degree!

You begin frontal assaults

And start your somersaults

And do the toxic waltz!

Do the toxic waltz!