In a trance in france I learned to dance In a trance in france I learned to dance And got me a piece of tail They put my body in a hotel lobby And my soul in a neon jail
Big deal You're gonna be a big, big deal Trained seals are always a real big deal
They put me in a cage and they put me on stage And they told me I could never go home The government paid for a place in the shade And then my mouth began to foam
Big deal Nobody cares how you feel Big deal You're gonna be a big big deal
All your little actions Are just tourist attractions And the kids are gonna gobble you up They're gonna stand in a crowd They will yell very loud And they've think they've fallen Fallen in love
I'm totally certain a big red curtain's Gonna rise at carnegie hall And everybody that I hate is Gonna find out too late that I've become
A big deal You're gonna be a big, big deal Trained seals are always a real big deal Big deal You're gonna be a big, big deal Trained seals are always a real big deal
A bloody mess, and I'm still bleeding But I am alive, my heart is beating A bloody mess, and I'm still bleeding But I am alive, my heart is beating