The words are so familiar-

All the same greats, the same mistakes

It doesn't have to be like this.

If you don't make a friend, now

One might make you-

So learn

The gentle art of making enemies

Don't look so surprised

Happy birthday...Fucker

Blow that candle out,

We're gonnaa kick you

[Don't say you're not because you are]

[Don't say you're not because you are]

[History tells us that you are]

[History tells us that you are]

All you need is just one more excuse

You put up one hell of a fight

I wanna hear your very best excuse

Never felt this much alive

Your day has finally come -

So wear the hat and do the dance

And let the suit keep wearing you.

This year you'll sit and take it

And you will like it -

It's the gentle art of making enemies

I deserve a reward

Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had

And if I tighten up my hole -

You may never see the light again

[There's always an easy way out]

[There's always an easy way out]

[You need something wet in your mouth]

[You need something wet in your mouth]

Never felt this much alive